Selected tidbits aken from an email from my mom…’
>> Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
>> Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?
>> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
>> Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
>> Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
>> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
>> Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
>> The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they’re okay, then it’s you.