With Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest out in theaters right now and making a splashing debut, I thought I might take thirty words or less to remind you what happened in the first one:
Boy meets Girl.
Boy/Pirate ‘rescue’ girl.
Boy/Girl/Pirate fight dead pirates, overcome curse
Boy/Girl in love.
Boy/Girl free pirate.
Boy becomes Pirate.
Ok, maybe I should let the professionals fill in the details.