This week’s short movie

With Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest out in theaters right now and making a splashing debut, I thought I might take thirty words or less to remind you what happened in the first one:

Boy meets Girl.

Girl captured.

Boy/Pirate ‘rescue’ girl.

Boy/Girl/Pirate fight dead pirates, overcome curse

Pirate arrested.

Boy/Girl in love.

Boy/Girl free pirate.

Boy becomes Pirate.

Ok, maybe I should let the professionals fill in the details.