Fed up with FedUp

Did you hear that Fedex and UPS are merging? Yep. The new company is going to be called – wait for it – FedUp.

I have finally heard that one too many times…

i heard it in high school, I said the joke myself many in college (and got many people – I might say that I got many people with it), I’ve been the butt of the joke myself, and I unwittingly receive it in the email at least once year with other ‘humorous’ merger names (sorry mom…).

Friends, this HAS GOT TO stop.
– please

It’s not funny anymore – it was barely funny ten years go.

Sometimes good things must end for the sake of humanity – or at least mine.