Friends of Bogopolis. I could not help but notice that there were fewer umbrellas on the street this afternoon as the snow fell in Midtown Manhattan. I cannot help but think that my wisdom is finally being heard.
Umbrellas do not belong on the street during snowy weather.
Snowy weather is why God gave us the brilliant fashion accessory – the scarf! Resist the temptation to use an umbrella this season. Instead bundle up and enjoy the snow!
You know one reason why we shouldn’t use umbrellas in snowy weather? Try catching a snowflake underneath an umbrella! Pretty hard, isn’t it?
Enjoy the snow, New York. It’s a great early Christmas present to all New Yorkers!